The story of The Son of God is a tight and precise story. He's born, He's baptized, and then punk slaps the devil, after not having any chow for a month and a half. Starts healing sick people left and right while hand picking a group of 12 fishy smelling drinking buddies to carry on the family business once He's gone. Then in three years time, He enables countless crippled dudes to play sports, and also heals a plethora of blind dudes so they can watch the games. Wait it gets better, He made dead people come back to life again. Yeah....more than once pal! Tell me you wouldn't want to hang out with this dude if you were around then. Please! He was. And IS, and will always be the coolest dude in the history of ever. And in those three years he would periodically inform the religious leaders of the day that they were a bunch of jack wagons. Then at the end of the three years, on the 10th day of the first month, He rides into town on the back of a donkey to a cheering crowd of fans. Most were caught up in the hoopla though, because a few days later he was betrayed by that same cheering crowd who praised Him. The same people that cheered for Him, screamed for His murder. For there had long been a plot for His death. And then opportunity struck. He was ratted out by one of His pals, arrested at night, and sent to kangaroo court where they decided this dude's gotta go. So they politically pressured The Procurator Fiscal to have Him executed before the sun even came up. He was unmercifully tortured and then about 9 a.m. was nailed to a cross. He dies. His side is pierced with a spear. He's taken down, smeared with aloes and wrapped in a burial shroud, and then, just before nightfall, his corpse is hastily placed inside a tomb that was sealed and guarded.

Three days later...

  After three Sabbaths in a row a bunch of girls show up to the tomb to smear some more aloe on the dead dude except He ain't there no more. One of the chicks runs and tells the gang that the tomb is empty. WHAT!!! So a couple of the cooler dudes decide to have an impromptu race to the tomb and indeed find it empty and unguarded. And inside they saw the bloody burial shroud laying on the ground. So later that day the gang was hanging out, and the dude that was dead but now is alive decides to pay um a visit. And they're like what the.....but after awhile they settle into the fact the He really is the coolest dude ever. Now one of the guys wasn't there at the time and that was Tom, and when Tom came home the gang was like, "Guess who stopped by for lunch?" And he's like, "get the....." and the dudes were like, "for real bro," but Tom's like, "If I touch my finger in His wounds I'll believe you." So guess who stops by for lunch the next day? Tom winds up doing a face plant and declares Him to be "his Lord and his God!" And after hanging out with the gang for about a month or so, He instructs the guys one last time and tells them to preach the good news of the Kingdom that is on it's way, and teach people everything that He taught them. That last part is important, Matthew 28:20 "...teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you." Red Letters! "Teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you." And then he is gone. And He ain't coming back until the end of time. And the 12 minus 1 Apostle are tasked with their assignments.

 End of story. He picked 12 dudes to represent Him and teach exactly what He taught. And The Elect will hear His teaching. The story has a perfect beginning, a perfect middle and a perfect ending. And you can not add to it, or subtract from it. It is perfect.  And that is that.

You are going the wrong way pal!!!

   The first time I read the book of Acts I remember being frustrated because the flow of the story took a sharp turn. Sharp because it was glaringly noticeable, it stopped being about The Lords representatives and completely switched gears. There were 12 dudes, minus the one who betrayed Him, leaving 11. (So from here on in I will refer to them as The Eleven.) The Lord representing the tribe of Judah and the Apostles representing the other eleven tribes. So they are hanging out at the place where they were the day before The Lord got arrested. And it's The Feast of Weeks and there's 100+ more people hanging out with them at the infamous upper room. The Spirit of The Most High bitch slaps the whole lot of um and this supposedly is the beginning of (the church). Slam on the breaks!! This Is Not The Beginning Of The Church! There is no such thing as Church! This is the beginning of the elect being awakened. All of the 12 tribes of Jacob have been awakened one by one ever since. The tribes are mixed in with all the nations, both geographically and genetically. The promise was made to Abraham long ago that he would be a father of many nations. His gene has spread like a wild fire all over the inhabited earth. That tiny little speck of Abraham's blood that is in you is why you get what I'm saying right now. If you think The Most High God (My God) The Creator of Heaven and Earth sanctions the jacked up religion of christianity you are either both deceived and delusional, or simply bat shit crazy!!

  I once had a friend who packed his bags and got on Gray Hound bus to move to Arizona. Along the way, the bus pulled into a rest stop as they periodically do. He stopped to get a bite to eat and tarried too long, and when he emerged from the restaurant the bus had just pulled away, leaving him stranded. All he could do was watch the bus driving away with all his luggage. That is a nightmare scenario.

   Now suppose there would have been someone to alert him that he better hustle up OR he's gonna be in a nightmare scenario.    AND   suppose the alert was stated thus: "The bus is about to leave, so you need to change your mind about eating, and wait for the bus driver with me. We don't know exactly when he is going to get back on, but we know that it is soon. And when he gets back on he's driving away.

  The person alerting about the danger is bringing good news. He received good news that the bus was leaving and there was still time to get out and wait for the bus driver. If you act now you still have time. That is (The Gospel). It literally means good news, and should be translated in English as such. Furthermore, false "gospels" have been around since the first century when, and where all these things took place.

  The Lord had a central message , and it was The Gospel of the Kingdom. "Repent, for The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand." And The Kingdom starts in Judea. The Lords listeners would have known that. It was the King Himself announcing His own Kingdom. And He taught The Eleven to announce The Kingdom just like He did. The repent part is simple. Get back to keeping the commandments like you should have been already, and then get washed clean by taking a dunk in the river to show that you really mean it punk. Go and sin no more.   Be Ready!!!!     You don't want to miss the bus.                                                                            

In plain sight, in the Bible, there are two separate and distinct gospels. There is The Good News of the Kingdom and then...

Enter Saul of Tarsus

  There are for sure many false gospels. They are not the gospel of the kingdom as taught by The King Himself. There is however one false gospel that deserves your full attention you elect one you. They (who ever they may be) say, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist." Yeah, that's a good one, but he had to pull that one in order trick the world that God doesn't exist either. Here's a better one...convincing the world that there was a 13th Apostle. Enter Saul of Tarsus. Agent 007. Pharisee of the tribe of Benjamin. Apostle 13. A man who actually had the balls to give The Apostle Peter (The Rock) the OG, The Lord's wing man, a ration of shit. AND brag about it. The Law and The Prophets proclaim every word of the Most High. YHVH is His Name. Pronounce it how you like, I myself have a speech impediment. And He made a deal with man long ago. I created Heaven and Earth so keep these 10 words of mine (THE LAW) and I got your back. According to the records, man did a piss poor job of keeping the simplest of instructions and preferred to do the exact opposite. Even though keeping the commands and the feasts and high sabbaths of our Creator is the most joy the world could ever know. I love it personally. "His yoke is light, and His burden is easy, the bread is good, and the chicken is greasy....."

   After completely destroying the powers of darkness by sacrificing His only Son and bringing Him back to life. He brings Him back up to heaven to sit down at His right hand until the day when He will be sent back at the end of time to set up His Kingdom on earth. BOOM!!!

Wait hold the phone.....

"Son."

"Yes Father."

"I need you to go down to the earth and blind somebody for me."

"Wait....What?"

"Yeah....I'm going to add a 13th Apostle."

"But I thought....."

"Saul of Tarsus will be the greatest apostle of all. And remember his good pal Luke, well he is going to write a book about um."

"This doesn't seem right, Dad"

"And he'll call it (Acts of The Apostle)."

"So...what about the dudes I spent three years teaching?"

All right, all right, he will call it (Acts of The Apostle, and those other guys)."

"What?

"OK, OK....(Acts of The Apostles). But once he gets to chapter 13.....it's all about Saul..capiche."

"OMG...." 

    Can you see how ridiculous the very idea of a 13th apostle really is? Sure you can! You're not dopey are ya? Well are ya??? If I keep typing, I am well on my way to writing a book. I don't want to write a book. It wouldn't be published anyway. You have to be one of them to be published. I'm not one of them. And there is much info about Paul being a false apostle already. I ain't the first guy to notice. There are books to read, web sites to parooz