We are not part of, or associated with, any other House of Prayer

The Salem House of Prayer is not associated with Jim Moore, Bald Park Frank or any other entity that's called itself a House of Prayer.

Especially that dumpster fire in Kansas City 

The entire (so called) prayer movement would be better described as a bowel movement

Public prayer is a direct violation of the Lords teachings on prayer (Matthew 6:5-8)

EVERY organization that calls itself a "house of prayer" is going against the Lords teachings (cept us)

THEREFORE

EVERY house of prayer is a steaming pile of dog squeeze (cept us, of course)

Ouch!

-----POP QUIZ----

How many minutes does it take for Mike Bickle to commit adultery?

          A. 15 minutes

    B. 10 Min.

                         C. A New York minute

                   D. All of the above

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